alaskan\ pipeline

alaskan\ pipeline
1. (alaskan pipeline) (3273↑, 1188↓)
n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus. Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.

Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?" Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us\!" Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those." Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."

2. (alaskan pipeline) (963↑, 678↓)
alaskan pipeline is the act of crapping into a condom, putting it into the freezer and than using it like a [dildo]

alex p: hey alex, we're still going to use the alaskan pipeline i made last night, right alex r: hell yeah we are, ALASKAN PIPELINES ROCK

3. (Alaskan Pipeline) (794↑, 573↓)
Take a shit. Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.

Danny gave me a fucking Alaskan Pipeline lastnight and it almost tore my asshole out.

4. (alaskan pipeline) (478↑, 375↓)
n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

honey, you know i had thai food last night. are you still down for this alaskan pipeline?

5. (Alaskan Pipeline) (8↑, 2↓)
When engaged in sexual intercourse, the male partner takes time off to take a shit; meanwhile the woman waits. The man freezes the shit, or can be already prepared, and stuffs it up the woman's vagina - to take place of a dildo.

Girl: Last night, my boyfriend put frozen shit in my cooch. Guy: Sweet, he gave the Alaskan Pipeline.

6. (Alaskan Pipeline) (45↑, 42↓)
You take a shit into a condom, then freeze it and fuck a girl/guy with the frozen shit. This term originates from the cold weather in Alaska and the large amount of pipelines.

Guy 1: Yo, this chick was totally down for an Alaskan Pipeline. Guy 2: Really? That's fucked up\! When did you do her? Guy 1: Just a few minutes ago. She even wanted it up her ass\!

7. (Alaskan Pipeline) (44↑, 40↓)
invented by the Eskimos, the Alaskan Pipeline is the act of jerking your shit into a condom until it is full with your cum, tie it off, and freeze it by placing it in the freezer (the Eskimos simply left if outside their igloos). when the cum stick is completely solid, take it out of the condom and use it to pleasure yourself, its the most retarded way to get pregnant.

If you want to get pregnant by getting donated sperm, ask for a number of specimens, mix them up and perform the Alaskan Pipeline, then you will have either the most fucked up kid ever, or one with super powers

8. (alaskan pipeline) (3↑, 3↓)
when someone shits inside of a condem and freezes it to make a dildo

hun i think your alaskan pipeline is melting

9. (Alaskan Pipeline) (4↑, 4↓)
When one defecates into a condom, then inserts it into the freezer till frozen. Then after frozen uses as a sex toy.

Dude, Nick, i just my Alaskan Pipeline i made a few days ago and totally used it on Jenna. She totally loved it till i told her what it was. Now I'm in the dog house for a week.

10. (alaskan pipeline) (19↑, 20↓)
taking a nice huge shit and freezing it than you use it to pleasure yourself by using it as a dildo...

gary- hey hun i just took a shit and put it in the freezer hillary- OMG\!\!\!\! yes now i can use it instead of you your just getting to small for me... gary- dont be like that babe hillary- i hope you took a nice huge shit to see how deep it can actually go... gary- hell yeah hillary- because you are way to small to even make it 3 inches inside of me gary- bitch im done with you fuck you bitch hillary- just leave the alaskan pipeline for me to use to pleasure myself

11. (Alaskan Pipeline) (39↑, 39↓)
A sex move popularized by the Alaskans in the early 1900s. To perform this move, one must take a shit and freeze the turd. Once the turd is solid, one must insert the turd into their lover's desired point of entry.

"Hey honey, I'm really in the mood for sex, shit, and a cold temperature. Anything in mind?" "2 words. Alaskan Pipeline."

12. (Alaskan Pipeline) (96↑, 96↓)
A sexual act of passion where a partner takes a dump prior to the scheduled love making and freezes it for about a day. The frozen poo is then used as a dildo whenever you or your partner feel the need to spice things up.

My baby was getting so tired of the vibrator so I told her I'd give her something new to play with. She's been on the Alaskan Pipeline ever since.

13. (Alaskan Pipeline) (3↑, 4↓)
n: a condom that has been filled with feces and frozen, used for insertion into a vaginal or anal orifice.

... and then, at the last minute, he whipped out his trusty Alaskan Pipeline ...

14. (Alaskan Pipeline) (6↑, 7↓)
The act of defecating in a condom, freezing it and forcing your girlfriend to use it as a dildo.

Dude 1: Yo dude I gave my bitch an ALASKAN PIPELINE last night. Dude 2: No shit, how'd she take it? Dude 1: I dont know, she never got it out.

15. (Alaskan Pipeline) (10↑, 11↓)
The act of taking a shit in a condom, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.

"yo did you give that girl an Alaskan pipeline?" "yeah it was awesome\! it only took 3-4 hours for it to freeze\!"

16. (Alaskan Pipeline) (19↑, 20↓)
Pooping and freezing the poop so you can use it as a dildo.

She gave me her Alaskan Pipeline for fun.

17. (Alaskan Pipeline) (4↑, 6↓)
When a women takes a dump into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo once it has hardened.

Molly enjoys an Alaskan Pipeline every thursday morning.

18. (Alaskan Pipeline) (117↑, 120↓)
Grab a [love glove] and [drop a deuce] into it. Now take the shit-filled [prophylactic] and put it in the freezer; preferably away from anything resembling a frozen treat. Once your poop-sicle is rock hard, the party begins. Bend your girl over and start screwing. Once you have a good rhythm going, ram that fecal dildo in her ass. You may or may not want to warn her. Lube is advised.

Before Ted violated is girlfriend with an Alaskan Pipeline, he yelled, "Big load of crude coming in\!"

19. (Alaskan pipeline) (2↑, 5↓)
When you take a condom shit in it, freeze it and use it as a dildo

Me girlfriend wanted to get crazy but we didn't have a dildo so we made an alaskan pipeline

20. (Alaskan Pipeline) (68↑, 71↓)
1. When your feeling a bit dangerous, you take a shit, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer. When your log is rock solid you remove it from the freezer and then proceed to fuck your old lady in the ass with it. 2. A pipeline located in Alaska

This Alaskan Pipeline is like taking a shit in reverse\!

21. (Alaskan Pipeline) (26↑, 30↓)
The act of Defectating, placing the feces in the freezer, and once the feces are frozen, proceeding to insert the frozen feces into somone else's anus.

Bob said he gave some hooker an alaskan pipeline yesterday. What a sick bastard\!

22. (Alaskan Pipeline) (2↑, 8↓)
Freeze a turd and fuck a chick with it. WOW

your girlfriend leaves you and says ''fuck you you piece of shit'', and comes back for sex. You give that BITCH an ''alaskan pipeline'' and tell all your friends.

23. (alaskan pipeline) (1↑, 10↓)
To have anal sex with a male or female.

She let me use her alaskan pipeline last night.

Author: whydidntithinkofthatyet http://alaskan-pipeline.urbanup.com/5074188
24. (alaskan pipeline) (22↑, 34↓)
The alaskan pipeline is where you take a crap, freeze it, and then put the turd up a girl like a dildo.

That alaskan pipeline really hurt Becca's small vagina.

25. (Alaskan Pipeline) (9↑, 22↓)
When a man shits in plastic wrap, freezes it, then while having anal sex with his partner, grabs the frozen shit and rams it in her ass like it was his cock.

Damn\! it smells like someone has been in an Alaskan Pipeline in here\!

26. (alaskan pipeline) (3↑, 18↓)
when u freeze a tird and fuck a chick with it

she loves alaskan pipelines

27. (alaskan pipeline) (18↑, 34↓)
you take an ice cube and while you are having anal sex you take your dick out and shove the ice cube in then start fucking her again. INSANE PLEASURE\!\!\!\!

I gave that bitch a crazy alaskan pipeline last night, it was incredible.

28. (alaskan pipeline) (21↑, 42↓)
When one "mate" shits in aluminum foil, places it in the freezer, or out side on a cold day, and inserts it in to the other "mates" rectal area to perform pleasure. The frozen piece of tundra replaces the old dildo for something more jagged and cool. *hint: try eating corn, peanuts, and fiber before defecating into the foil for extra ribbed. This maneuver can also be performed solo.

Ben was tired of the traditional dildo in his ass, so he convinced Josh to give him an alaskan pipeline instead. So that morning, Josh took a dumb in aluminum foil, froze it, and had hours of fun when they got off work.

29. (Alaskan Pipeline) (17↑, 38↓)
An Alaskan Pipeline occurs when a homosexual male takes a shit in some saran wrap, wraps it up and freezes it to a solid and hard form, then sticks it in his mates ass as a substitute for a [dildo] or penis.

(Ben and Lee are mates) Ben- Hey Lee, so.. you want to... Lee- Sure, im ready. I just don't want to get any STDS. Ben- Well, did you bring your [dildo]? Lee- No, I thought you would have yours. What else could we use? Ben- I can make an Alaskan Pipeline. Lee- Good idea.

30. (Alaskan Pipeline) (31↑, 52↓)
When you freeze a piece of shit and use it as an anal dildo.

My B.H. is sore from last nights Alaskan Pipeline party...and it broke off.

Author: Talleyrand McGonnagill http://alaskan-pipeline.urbanup.com/1966631
31. (Alaskan Pipeline) (2↑, 37↓)
When you put a large amount of shit in a condom and put it in the freezer. Once it is rock hard, you can use it as a condom\!

I used a Alaskan Pipeline to pleasure myself last night.

32. (alaskan pipeline) (37↑, 136↓)
the act of cutting a whole 8 ball of cocaine into one long gigantic rail.

me and brian picked up an 8 ball last night and blasted it all to our dome alaskan pipeline style.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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